HUSBAND and WIFE are at the door, waving at people offstage. Milf sex And sometimes—[gestures to image]—matters get violent. Cop 2: We’d do to him what he was gonna do to you. Scene freezes.]
[SPOKESMAN voiceover]: Men, has this happened to you? She won’t feel a thing. All women matter, you know. Or at least until North Korea tosses an EMP at us . NEBBISHY MAN is sitting in a chair. Okay, turn around and bend over. . No, don’t pout—you’ll love this. Husband [steps forward]: I’m not—
Wife [flinches]: I’ll call the cops! I was out of options. Cop 2 [grinning]: It’s pretty open and shut. You love the pain. [She pulls ice pack from her face.]
Husband: Look! Husband: You guys are busy? Husband: A little? Bitchsnacks loves it all. Husband: I definitely do, honey. Now get out. Start bumping those butts together! luv it! [Scene change. Husband: Oh my God! Give you the footage.
